leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

(via potterlocked-and-proud)

hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING

hobbitunderthemountain:

GOOGLE TELLS YOU HOBBIT MEAL TIMES I’M SCREAMING

(via potterlocked-and-proud)

barbarastanwyck:

Dick Van Dyke taking a mini dance break while shopping (x)

(via e-pic)

glossery:

chromozoned once again

glossery:

chromozoned once again

(via thefuuuucomics)

I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

(via midnightsstorm)

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

(via officialfrenchtoast)

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

(via thatweasleygirl)

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

(via samwsie)

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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(via funnybrunette)

buzzfeed:

lol parents   [x]

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

(via funnybrunette)

hedwig-dordt:

professorfangirl:

solarbird:

bryanthephotogeek:

Judi Dench is my favorite M. 

BEST M.

Always reblog M sass.

I’m going to miss her so much

(via funnybrunette)

I don't know what it is, but my family has a very intense and potentially 'unhealthy' obsession with chickens.

So much so that we have all recently signed a petition to allow for chickens to be owned as pets in the city of Toronto.


It was rejected :(

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