onedollarmahh:

hero-honeylemon:

royalturkeyz:

setting realistic goals for my future

image

And he fucking gets his castle

Unlike Hans

OHHHHH OH OHHH OHHHHH

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pospiscal:

smokeandcitrine:

Animals you never knew existed!

1) Maned Wolf

2) Pink Fairy Armadillo

3) Patagonian Mara

4) Raccoon Dog

5) Sunda Colugo

6) Irrawaddy Dolphin

are these pokemon

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andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

fewociouslilkitty:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

guys: fight each other all the time

girls: support each other and share hand cream

Lol no. Girls are bitches to each other more often than not. If it isn’t to your face it’s behind your back.

maybe they are mean to you only. everybody in my group is supportive and we share hand cream.

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thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

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darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

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beesmygod:

what a weird piano

beesmygod:

what a weird piano

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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

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guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

(via funnybrunette)

foxnewsofficial:

stop being too cool to enjoy things

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simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

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veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

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britishbeatlemania:

Last known photograph of Paul, Ringo and George together. This was Ringo’s 60th birthday party. July 2000.
George, you are beyond lovely here

britishbeatlemania:

Last known photograph of Paul, Ringo and George together. This was Ringo’s 60th birthday party. July 2000.

George, you are beyond lovely here

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I don't know what it is, but my family has a very intense and potentially 'unhealthy' obsession with chickens.

So much so that we have all recently signed a petition to allow for chickens to be owned as pets in the city of Toronto.


It was rejected :(

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